CASH4BLING

In our steadily declining economy we all know that every dollah' counts. Hell, every penny counts, and I haven't counted pennies since I was 3 and Bazooka Joe cost 5 cents [sidenote: that shit is the SHIT]. So in an effort to put some money back in your pocket, some green back in yo' billfold, some cheddah' back in dah' bizank; Unholy Media Productions Presents: Cash 4 Bling

Check it here is how this shit works:


Step 1: You jack some shit from some crazy homies, specifically some BLING
Step 2: You put that shit in a bag and mail that shit to us
Step 3: You sit on yo' couch, smoke a blizunt, and wait for us to get the shit
Step Fo': Once we get your shit we mail you some cheddah'
Step 5: Take yo' dollah-dollah billz, buy a piece
Step 6: Use your 9 Milli' and get some more shit from some crazy homies, specifically some BLING
Repeat as needed till you save up for those rimz [sidenote - stay tuned for our newest endeavor: Stolen Shit 4 Rimz]

Legal Disclaimer:
*Unholy Media Productions does not endorse the "jacking" of peoples "shit" nor do we condone using "9 milli's" to "mess up some homies". We simply want your bling.
**We do not accept clocks, unless they gots mad "ice" on them