In today's day and age one has to make a product that delivers a bang, a kick in the gut, a punch in the face, a sledgehammer to the scrotum. We here at Unholy Media Productions bring you that sledgehammer to the scrotum; x infinity, in a can. We bring you, HOLY SHIT! ENERGY DRINK. Packed with enough shit to make your stomach rebel, and your mind shut down; HOLY SHIT! is bound to leave you gagging on the floor, clutching your scrotum (remember the sledgehammer) and yelling, "Holy Shit! Why did I do that!".
Quite literally, this drink will ruin your life, destroy you cognitive abilities and make you wanted by Greenpeace (it has bits of real panther and rhino in it). But the high you get is unique, unforgettable, and impossible to recover from. So take a look and see if HOLY SHIT! ENERGY DRINK is right for you.
Still not convinced that HOLY SHIT! ENERGY DRINK is right for you? I don't blame you, if you enjoy being a little shit and don't want to be awesome enough to yell out, "HOLY SHIT!" Then don't drink it. Or maybe your just afraid? Well why don't you start with this first:
And that IS a real drink.Disclaimer
Unholy Media Productions does not endorse the eating or drinking of anything that may contain "shit". Further it is not recommended that you read this post outloud while at work as it contains several bad words that may result in your termination if uttered, especially, "HOLY CAT BALLS!"
Further, if energy drinks are a major part of your life than be safe and figure out how many drink you can safely imbibe here
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